the ticker...

The ticker tape on newscasts amazes me... ever since my english teacher during the MBA coaching days introduced the term I have been dazed by the phenomenon that a ticker tape is... from the "Sansanni" to the "Breaking News" to the latest score updates and what not... but what would actually blow the lid of imagination and make the ticker truly fantastic would be a tape running infront of an individual...highlighting what alls happening how the day has been what the mood is like... not a mind reader per se...but a day journal... eliminating the need to converse and get into banalities such as a wassup... for it elludes nothng more than a nothing much or a rude whatever... so well... my point is when you are driving and someone honks you knowing fully well that theres no place upfront and you so very much wanna give him the finger poof goes the ticker conveying what you think in the rear glass or on the bumper... when you so very much wanna start a meaningful conversation that involves more than the usual my day in the office was crappy... you look below read what you think can be of use like "the movie juno was good" and you hve a conversation starter...
so well now that this is done... heres a fun fact... think of a chicks name... what does it end with? does it end with a vowel??? chances are it does... according to an analysis done by two very close friends of mine (we actually thought of doing our research project on this :P ) 90% of females names end with a vowel... and those that dont are either a. exceptions or b. can be substiuted for a guys name as well or c. are that of a sikh female... (try it... )
and back to the ticker... why did i think of it??? well i am a chat enthusiast... well the chat bubble in the real world burst about 2-3 years ago... but well thats when i got hooked to it... thats when i started chatting with People... so well I guess I will take time to get over it... so til i do I wanna have conversation starters that are better then a wassup... or a hey u there??? or an unquotable abuse for that matter...so i devised a mood reader... but the use is limited and works very rarely... so hence therefor the ticker... I have a patent filed for it... till it happens the things a top secret and in the meanwhile...wassup??? :D