reality no???

Boy oh boy... do we have a slew of reality shows or what...the influx from the holy states is kinda depressingly refreshingly idiotic... and we have people turning out in hordes to bow in respect and go bonkers over them... it all started when amitabh bhai took people up the societal ladder by askin no more then 10 questions and today it reached the apogee... a score of 20 somethings fighting it out purrrfect bitchy cat style over 20 something wannabees... and us all at home laughing our asses off over the sheer dumbness and idiocity of the stuff they say... englsih so sinly revered by wren and martin blown to tatters by these damsels who rather be uttering the profanities in aamchi mumbaiyaa maan kee hindi or punjabii... them being forced to swear in a language they are rather 2 gauche at...
and then u have the crooners... the dancers... the comic acts... all baring their soul and life in front of a partisan unquestioning polarised crippled in the head crowd...and some judges who wake up with a script in hand of the fights they have to ensure... and the best of the lot are the ones who judge ur singing talent... singers n especially those of repute r good sitting where they r... but u hve music directors who put eric clapton and roger waters together to make it work in some hindi song judging u... or better still u wud have some actor who last sang in a washroom... n then u see the same guy judging a dance show with his own moves choreographed by someone...
where am i getting at??? nowhere... i wish they played splitsvilla all day long i wud tape it all show these chicks what they were talking about when they r 60 somthing and also their kids kids this is what ur granny was like... a PMS'd something with a lose lashing tongue... boy i hate em... i hate these shows... i feel like smashing the tube... or rather turning to floyd for help..